At the end of this script, the writer is making up mythology on the spot. It was so messy, I didn’t know what the artist was trying to paint. Thoughts: To use an apt analogy, this script was like quickly scribbled graffiti art. Logline: Two rival graffiti artists engage in a series of street battles, culminating in an otherworldy duel after the art starts bleeding into th ereal world. Everything from the random choice in time (set in 1992?) to the lesbian subplot that feels more like a ploy to get on the list than a genuine story choice, it’s one of those scripts you see on the list and just shrug your shoulders cause you have no idea why it got there above many more deserving screenplays. The story is so light and airy and devoid of conflict it’s almost as if it doesn’t exist.

Thoughts: This was one of the most baffling entries on the list. Logline: In 1992 a seaplane crash in a lakefront community sparks a relationship between three young sisters and the mysterious, injured female pilot. Candlewood by Jason Benjamin and Jessica Granger I’m excited to see what the true Top 10 looks like! We’re going from worst to best, here. But I will review a few more and, if anything is good, I’ll retroactively add it to this list. Eight of them I would rather lower myself into a boiling pot of water and die slowly inside, than read, so it’s safe to say they’d probably be non-factors on this list. Mary’s Catholic School Presents The Vagina Monologues, Lift, Sleep Solution, Thicker Than Ice, The Unbound, The Way You Remember Me, Ways to Hinder Winter). There are twelve scripts on this list I haven’t read yet (Operation Milk and Cookies, Believe Me, Shania, Hello Universe, A Hufflepuff Story, St. Which is why you have me! I’ve read the scripts so I can tell you what’s good and what’s nowhere close to good. That’s not to say I think the list is irrelevant. We all have major reservations at this point. It ignores scripts from seasoned writers with no clear delineation about who’s allowed and who’s not allowed to be on the list. It’s promoting agendas that don’t include the quality of the script. It’s being manipulated by managers and agents. As we all know, at this point, the Black List ranking system is all over the place.

It is time for the official RE-RANKING of the Black List.

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